Ryan Gosling's Not Dead

Hey girl, you'll stop sobbing uncontrollably, as a result of Ryan Gosling is alive and well. As if The Notebook is not enough of a tear-jerker already, on Tuesday the disreputable world Associated News reported that the Canadian heartthrob fell fifty feet to his death whereas filming a movie within the Kitzbühel Alps.

Gosling is simply the newest victim of the Internet's most boring trend: The celebrity death hoax. It looks we're currently hearing regarding celebrities' sudden and totally bogus deaths at a rate of regarding 2 per week, and within the past few months death rumors have circulated regarding Justin Bieber, Bon Jovi, Snooki, Usher, Chris Brown, Reba McEntire, Patrick Dempsey, Paul McCartney, Ja Rule, and even Boo, the "world's cutest dog."

As fans of April Fool's Day pranks and each on-line meme from LOLCats to Rickrolling, we discover this prank totally puzzling. The reports themselves are never amusing. it isn't like we're told that Bieber was trampled by a pack of lovesick fans, or that Snooki OD'ed on a chemical in self-tanner. All the hoaxes prove is that info spreads quick on Facebook and Twitter, that we have a tendency to already knew, and also the prank is over as soon as a celeb says, "Hey, i am not dead."

People of the web, we have a tendency to hate to mention this, however we're really disappointed in you. Celebrity death hoaxes are pointless and unfunny, and albeit we have a tendency to expect a lot of of you. bear in mind after you convinced everybody that Paul from the marvel Years was Marilyn Manson which girl Gaga was a dude? That was some good things. If you are going to unfold lies regarding celebrities, a minimum of be artistic. the parents at Snopes.com would like one thing juicy to debunk, and we're long overdue for a decent urban legend regarding gerbil-related sexual activities.

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